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Electronic Elasticity

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Sparknotes Results!

My Love Test - 13% ("Lustier than most")
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.

Dating Test- 67% Dateable!
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Vice Prez test
Your VP Personality is:
Invisible-Essential (Dick Cheney)
Aren't you a sneaky one? You know where the real power lies, not in front of the TV cameras but behind closed doors. You're the one pulling the strings, and the president trusts you because you don't seem to have the ambition (or the ability) to take over his job. These are the characteristics that have made Dick Cheney one of the most important vice presidents ever.
As a Vice President, you would be:
43% Criminal
60% Invisible
13% Expendable
50% Idealistic
56% Essential
27% Electable
Compared to 117,940 other test-takers:
57% scored lower than you
12% scored the same as you
31% scored higher than you

Death Test!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, December 10th 2050
At the tender age of 66 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (15%)
Homicide (13%)
Cancer (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)


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